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Plying Pair - Benevolent & Useless Irritation
Plying Pair - Benevolent & Useless Irritation
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Polished. Poised. Powerless—at least, that’s what they think. Benevolent and Useless Irritation is inspired by Mon Mothma, a senator cloaked in courtesy, playing the long game beneath chandeliers and surveillance. It’s the tension of living in luxury while building a rebellion in whispers. This plying pair carries the weight of careful words, stifled truths, and the delicate art of weaponizing wealth. It’s not loud, but it is deliberate. And it’s more dangerous than it looks.
The first braid flows from senate cream to corusca pearl, a soft gradient that reflects the pristine formality of the galactic elite. It’s the surface—flawless, unthreatening, calculated. The second braid adds complexity in a blend of senatewood gold, archive slate, and imperial navy—a nod to the layered structure of political theater, where every word and silence is measured. These Rambouillet braids spin into a yarn that feels understated and elegant... but underneath, it burns with purpose.
Color: Benevolent & Useless Irritation
Weight: 2 2oz braids (4oz total)
Ingredients: Rambouillet Wool




